Sex Toys are Dirty
Maybe the closest you've ever come to a sex toy is a gag gift at a bachelorette party. Maybe you have an unopened vibrator in a dresser drawer somewhere. Maybe you think only naughty women use such things.
If you think the latter, you're right — and you're missing out.
There's something terribly naughty and selfish about a device that's intended solely for, well, getting off. But, so what? It's not fattening, it won't affect global warming, it doesn't cause cancer or increase the national debt. And unless you have serious underlying issues, you won't get addicted to it.
In a world where Smilin' Bob assaults us daily with his perpetual hard-on, women still are not encouraged to embrace their own sexual pleasure. I'm happy for Smilin' Bob, but while he's busy enjoying his new-found appreciation for "wood", I'll be enjoying my new-found appreciation for acrylic, plastic, jelly, stainless steel, and whatever else they decide to make sex toys out of tomorrow.
If you're in a relationship, sex toys can help take your relationship to a new level. (Or give you a heck of a lot of fun when your lover's away.) If you're single, you can find amazing sexual pleasure without having to resort to unsafe practices.
Sex toys are naughty. That's the point. It's okay to be naughty. It's okay to be dirty. It's okay to do things "nice" girls don't do. What happens in your bedroom is your business, and nobody else's. Have a little fun. Nobody has to know.